Monkey's Zombie Apocalypse Plan

The day the Zombie Apocalypse appears on the news, it shouldn't of spread far enough to have reached my area yet.

OK, so first, I would drive to Super Target, get food, fishing bait/rods, fish tanks, fish food, and supplies. Then I would check on my friends and family, taking a maximum two hours or so. Then I would drive south to Florida, hijack a cruise, then since Zombies can't swim, I would live happily ever after. I would fish for food, breed them, then eat them. I would also have some food from Super Target, and sauces to make mah fish nom-nom-nom.

By then the world would be like 80% Zombies.

But what if the zombie apocalypse started in your area?
You wouldn't have a lot of time...

Can I come with you? I really don't want to die by becoming a zombie and cruise ships are FREAKING AMAZING and they have good food already. You should just kidnap a chef, if he refuses to work...eat him.

Yeah, but how much "cooking food" dosen't spoil? The only chef I would need is Philsbury boy.



And as far as i'm concerned, there's no giant evil science labs over here. Even if it did start here, zombies are as slow as hell, and I can just run through the five or six of them, therefore, possibly ending the zombie apocalypse.

PS: Meet me at the south tip of florida

I have found a few flaws in your plan.
1. I don't eat fish; I'm a vegetarian.
2. I get seasick.
3. You have to fly/get a boat to Florida; you can't drive over the sea.
4. I can't drive boats or cars.
5. What is Super Target?

It would be OK if you weren't me and you lived in Florida.

1. End your vegetarian career to save your life. Sound good?
2. Get seasick pills.
3. Drive there, go to the docks, hijack a boat.
4. Just press the lever on FULL STEAM. Then you stop the boat and just live there.
5. It's like a giant (Like x5 the size) Target. Anything you could possibly imagine is there.

@5. Ahh, but what is a Target?

A somewhat bigger version of Walmart/Walgreens

Ahh, but what is Walmart/Walgreens?

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It's a place that sells all sort of goods. From video games to food to medicine to toys to towels (And all the stuff in between!)

Sounds hard to execute but if possible probably the best plan to survive zombies.

Monkey wrote:

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It's a place that sells all sort of goods. From video games to food to medicine to toys to towels (And all the stuff in between!)

Ahh so its a Supermarket. Like Tesco, Sainsburys and Asda (a subsidiary of Wal-Mart, so I've learnt)